ALL AMERICAN GIRL

So over it. I say fuck the wholesome all American girl. I am done seeing the die-hard denim chick with her horrible highlights and pink pudgy face. Where is the sophisticated French woman? Where is lush, luxurious, fabulous? Certainly not found on the vegan soy coffee drinking pastel wearing woman. No more blowouts and 'bling'. No more fake tan, no more baseball caps and beer and high-tops. They claim that the American woman is the modern, working sophisticated woman. Let me tell you, those girls in your feminist class in college with their butch haircuts and starbuck chemical filled 'coffees' are going to be soccer moms. That blue eyed pudgy tink* with her bad highlights and short little legs who seemed to be the embodiment of a free woman is gonna move to the burbs and will probably end up scissoring with a woman from her book club. It's the European woman who has mastered the art of being a lady, flirting, seduction, all VERY powerful tools, much more then Barbara Walters mambo jambo political crap. Of course being educated and well spoken is important and intellect is invaluable, however, as said in MADMEN: Don't ever try to be a man, be a woman, it's powerful business when done correctly. This entire all American look is geared towards an androgynous look, and while that’s liberating and whatnot it's also limiting. The power of the little black dress, as invented by COCO, is to never be taken lightly. And of course a woman can look sexy in a pair of jeans and a shirt, but I'm saying, where did that old school glamour go, and when the hell are women going to wise up to it's power?


*pudgy tink: to help with the terminology
http://withasideoffuckthat.blogspot.com/2011/08/shitty-titty.html