Sunday, August 14, 2011

DEAR

FAB*, There is nothing worse then a fake blond as there is a fake blond with roots coming in. While were on the subject, please do something about those eyebrows, you aren't fooling anyone. In fact you should also do something about the carpet that dosen't match the drapes, it's got to be mortifying to have that be the give away. It would be ideal for you to actually just give up on this silly venture of trying to be something your not, but I guess that would just too much to ask of you to appreciate the way you look as you are...at least sleep on it.






* FAB - Fake Ass Blond

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