Thursday, September 1, 2011

MORE ON RELATIONSHITS



Unfortunately you can't get away from relationshits, weather your in a relationshit with your parents/bf/gf/friend/boss, these things haunt your life like the plague. I have recently witnessed a beautiful relationship devolve into a relationshit involving two best friends (who are also roommates) fighting mostly because of another ones shitty choice in wifying up some dumb hoe. And having said dumb hoe come live with them for an x amount of time. I was discussing with my friend the pickle she has found herself in a slightly intoxicated mind frame and this spelled out something very clear and what should have been obvious. DON'T BRING EM HOES HOME. Not to keep. EVER. ALSO. If your die-hard-best-friend-for-life-who-knows-you-better-than-your-mother gave your hoe a chance and don't like em, you get rid of that hoe. That right there is a bad hoe. Sometimes there is the off chance that said best friend has some kind of weird territorial issue and doesn’t like to share, well lets just say in that scenario you have more important things to worry about then a hoe, like why you can't seem to get your shit together enough to get some of the good crazy people in your life and keep the bad crazy out. See the thing is, as I have come to find in my ripe youth, that relationships are important, and sometimes your relationship will turn into a relationshit. This is healthy, don't have a shit fit over it, the important thing is that you pull that relationshit out of the gutter and revert it to a relationship that is now stronger and healthier. And please remember to not shit where you eat or eat where you shit.

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